DATES March 2020

SHOW TIME 1 hour
AGES Any (12+ recommended)
TICKETS From £15



Andy Owen Cook

Mischa Jones


Attempt 146,003. Conditions fine. Sufficient supplies.

All in good spirits. We persevere.

We regret nothing.

You’ve heard of quantum tunneling, right? The theory that if you continuously throw a crumpet at a wall it’ll eventually go through? And what if it actually does? No, seriously. What if it hits the wall but instead of dropping, it actually goes through?

Think about it. What if we tunnel a crumpet? What if?

Based on astrophysics, pseudoscience and clown, Qrumpet is an earnest, if misunderstood, experiment in qrumpet tunneling.

‘how is this show so funny?’
Dr. Lynne Kendrick

'I loved every minute of it, and I’m not exaggerating at all'

Calum Perrin, Artist

Company no. 12807845

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