SHOW TIME 60 mins

LOCATION tour to be announced

AGES Any (12+ recommended)

CREATIVES
ANTS
Andy Owen Cook
Mischa Jones

WITH special THANKS TO THE INCREDIBLE OMNIBUS THEATRE
for programming Qrumpet as part of their September 21 Engine Room scratch. And for sacrificing your wall and floor to the cause. We will never forget.

Attempt 146,003. Conditions fine.

Sufficient supplies.

All in good spirits. We persevere.

We regret nothing.

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You’ve heard of quantum tunneling, right? The theory that if you continuously throw a crumpet at a wall it’ll eventually go through? And what if it actually does? No, seriously. What if it hits the wall but instead of dropping, it actually goes through?

Think about it. What if we tunnel a crumpet? What if?

Based on astrophysics, pseudoscience and clown, Qrumpet is an earnest, if misunderstood, experiment in qrumpet tunneling.