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THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK
you are the best
NOW FOR THE ANSWERS
Question 1: Which of these is a fundamental principle of British Life?
B - Participation in community life
Wild right? We thought it was 'Ignoring your neighbours'
Question 2: What’s the average cost a migrant spends on visas from arrival in the UK to becoming a citizen?
D - Between £12,000-£22,000
Yeah, it costs a lot of money to become British, and increasing every year.
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Question 3: Who invented the hovercraft?
C - Sir Christopher Cockerell
FINALLY, an easy question!! EVERYONE knows Sir Christopher Cockerell and his famous hovercraft.
Question 4: What was the population of the UK in 1801?
C - 8 million
Technically the correct answer is 10.5 million. So it's almost like they want you to get it wrong.
Question 5: How often do visa rules change?
C - every six months
At least!! The rules change all the bloody time and it is annoying af.
so, how did you do?
If you got 0-1 questions right:
YOU ARE BRITISH
Yes, you probably grew up here and so do not care one bit about the population of the UK in 1801, but you can tell us how many wives King Henry the 8th had.
If you got 2-4 questions right:
YOU ARE A MIGRANT
Or in other words, a migrant who has had to deal with an expensive and nonsensical visa system.
If you got 5 questions right:
YOU ARE KING CHARLES
Your Royal Highness, we didn't know you would be watching today. We hope you were not offended by our boiled egg gags. Please do not deport us.
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